Reports regarding the death and wealth of your uncle are vastly exaggerated. He is very much alive, kicking and flat broke. (Or should that say Fat Bloke ?)
However, he has now returned from Kenya and is presently living in darkest UK. He is currently living on a diet of Riffworks, Spam and Jack Daniels. The main reason for this being that he lives too far from Mickey's cooking, mixing bowl and MMMmmmm............Beer !!!!
I hope this clears the confusion.
Signed for and on behalf of,
Uncle Bill.
P.S. He reports that he has had enough Spam and will, in the near future, be asking Sonoma for corned beef.
