Sorry Scotty, my mistake, when you're concentrating on doing a clever sounding drum solo with a dead parrot and you're not sure which end to play it with, I've discovered I can't tell the difference between the arse end of a parrot and that of a pigeon. Well not just any old pigeon, it's the one I was gonna send Michelle painted with a green back but I ran outta green paint and had to paint it white. Turns out pigeons don't run on unleaded paint and the poor thing has snuffed it as well.
There is some good news though I had it stuffed and mounted in a case with a big plaque underneath, it says
"Una Sonoma Blanca" (Deceased)
I was gonna write a song about it but somebody beat me to it and they locked him up so I thought I'd give it a miss.
Uncle J.O.KING !!!!
