but..but..i don't get internet at work, only regular radio!
awww jeeze! how much could a satellite cost, anyway?
and how are you supposed to be the 3rd caller for the free tickets?
well, don't forget all them cool funny dj sounds! whoopie cushions, kazoos, i like the squeeze ball horn sound best!

or are you gonna get all BBC on us?
seriously; frikin awesome idea, having a dj.