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My RiffWorld Profile · by **randy** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:25 pm

I'd like to introduce Garrett, our newest addition to the Sonoma Wire Works staff. He's taking over Hayden's weekend support shifts so that Hayden can focus on InstantDrummer session creation, etc.

Be easy on him, at least for a few days.

by **Garrett** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:23 pm

Hey everybody! I appreciate Randy's request for going easy on me while I'm getting up to speed on the software, but I hope to be of assistance immediately. I'm looking forward to helping you out and hearing as many great projects as I can.

Feel free to ask me any questions.

My RiffWorld · by **bluesydude** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:25 pm

Welcome aboard Garrett.

Pootertunes · by **pooterpatty** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:27 pm

Welcome Garrett! We'll go easy on ya, as long as you remember the rule about new guys. Mickeymix will no doubt fill you in, in case they haven't warned you already

by **mickeymix** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:28 pm

Ah Garrett the "new" guy......do "new" guy rules still apply to Sonoma folks? I think so! A 'new" guy" is a "new" guy no matter how ya cut it..........fill him in Randall............I'm thirsty.....

Oh yeah welcome Garrett.

Pootertunes · by **pooterpatty** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:46 pm

Garrett wrote:Feel free to ask me any questions.

In that case:

Why is there braille on the keypads of drive-through ATMs?
What is the meaning of life?
Does this look infected to you?
Did I turn off the iron?
Can 15 minutes really save me 15% or more on auto insurance?
Do these pants make me look fat?
What number am I thinking of?

These are just a few of the questions I require answers to. I have many more...

by **meesh** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:53 pm

^^ HA HA!!

Welcome Garrett

by **Garrett** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:53 pm

pooterpatty wrote:
Garrett wrote:Feel free to ask me any questions.

In that case:

Why is there braille on the keypads of drive-through ATMs?
What is the meaning of life?
Does this look infected to you?
Did I turn off the iron?
Can 15 minutes really save me 15% or more on auto insurance?
Do these pants make me look fat?
What number am I thinking of?

These are just a few of the questions I require answers to. I have many more...

It would be expensive to customize the ATMs that they use in drive-throughs, so they probably just re-use the same pieces that the normal ATMs require.
If you worry too much about this question, you probablt won't be making as much music. So I'll stay quiet.
You should see a doctor.
If you have to ask, probably not.
I doubt it, but for only 15 minutes, it's worth checking.
If you have to ask, probably not.
Seven.

by **AirmanSwi** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:27 pm

pooterpatty wrote:
Garrett wrote:Feel free to ask me any questions.

In that case:

What is the meaning of life?

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by **Hemoglator2** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:12 pm

Well Garrett, welcome and I guess I'll fill you in on the "new guy" rule...............
ALL NEW GUY'S buy the beer........ MMMMM.......beer!!!!
I am sure micky will be first in line but beware we ALL love the beer.... virtual or real.
Any ways welcome.
Peace, Bryan.

by **yahsteck1** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:32 pm

Huge welcome Garrett! I see you will fit in to a T! Already answering difficult questions and good sense of hummor...You ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Now where's my beer???? ..I'll take that German stuff Airman is having!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy...Did you say Hayden...Instant drummer sessions???!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shaaaaawingggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Wedgebill** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:43 am

Huge welcome Garrett, I am your favourite Uncle Bill. Please be aware that everything I say is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and do not listen to whatever anyone else tells you, it all makes absolute 100% sense :rolleyes:

Mine's a JD please

Uncle Bill :cool:

P.S. Do not upset yahsteck1, he will send Oliver the tractor after you !!!!!

PPS, I need to know the answer to this please.

If a chicken ate 7 cwt of sawdust in 3 days, how long would it take it to lay a plank 2" x 4" x 14 ft long ????? My dad suggested it would take the same amount of time as sandpapering an elephant down to a greyhound but I think he was kidding me :rolleyes: Any idea ?????

by **davenz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:35 am

pooterpatty wrote:Welcome Garrett! We'll go easy on ya, as long as you remember the rule about new guys. Mickeymix will no doubt fill you in, in case they haven't warned you already

Pooter is that the rule about running nekkid down main street, or the beer thing. I won't be falling for that main street thing again I can tell you....

Welcome Garrett; don't let these guys fool you, they really are nuts. But, they are all incredible musos so your chops had better be pretty secure if you don't want to end up feeling intimidated.

My question is this: how come there are signs on shop doors stating 'Guide Dogs are Welcome Here'. I mean, who's going to read that, the dog?

Dave.

by **scott** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:59 am

Hi Garrett. A big welcome from the UK side of the pond.

by **riffer7777** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:19 am

book him dano !!! welcome garrett !!!

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