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by **mickeymix** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:37 am

riffer7777 wrote:book him dano !!! welcome garrett !!!

Ughhh that's McGarrett.....H-5-0

Muahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa

by **Wedgebill** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:54 am

I thought a Garrett was a thing for strangling people :rolleyes:

by **scott** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:11 am

No :rolleyes: that's a garotte! Sheesh!

My Riffworld · by **GuitarSlinger** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:17 am

Hello Garrett. Cheers!

by **flexkill** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:44 pm

What up G?!

LOL always wanted to say that!

by **jamienelson** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:04 pm

Welcome Garrett, Good to have you aboard. You joined a great team and the customers are a good bunch too

by **Wedgebill** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:08 pm

jamienelson wrote:Welcome Garrett, Good to have you aboard. You joined a great team and the customers are a good bunch too

Bunch of what ????

by **camaro24gold** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:17 pm

Wedgebill wrote:
jamienelson wrote:Welcome Garrett, Good to have you aboard. You joined a great team and the customers are a good bunch too

Bunch of what ????

Hecklers

Welcome aboard

Pootertunes · by **pooterpatty** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:33 pm

Incontinence knicker-wearing, no shirt-having, beer-swilling JUNKIE kinda bunch

by **Wedgebill** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:21 pm

by **Garrett** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:56 pm

Wedgebill wrote:PPS, I need to know the answer to this please.

If a chicken ate 7 cwt of sawdust in 3 days, how long would it take it to lay a plank 2" x 4" x 14 ft long ????? My dad suggested it would take the same amount of time as sandpapering an elephant down to a greyhound but I think he was kidding me :rolleyes: Any idea ?????

Trick question! I can't solve that without knowing the volume of the chicken's stomach.

by **Garrett** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:00 pm

davenz wrote:
pooterpatty wrote:Welcome Garrett! We'll go easy on ya, as long as you remember the rule about new guys. Mickeymix will no doubt fill you in, in case they haven't warned you already

Pooter is that the rule about running nekkid down main street, or the beer thing. I won't be falling for that main street thing again I can tell you....

Welcome Garrett; don't let these guys fool you, they really are nuts. But, they are all incredible musos so your chops had better be pretty secure if you don't want to end up feeling intimidated.

My question is this: how come there are signs on shop doors stating 'Guide Dogs are Welcome Here'. I mean, who's going to read that, the dog?

Dave.

I'm alright with being intimidated for a while. I've taken a long break from guitar in order to build one myself and am only now honing my skills again.

Do the signs have braille on them?

by **davenz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:17 pm

Garrett wrote:Do the signs have braille on them?

Only dog braille, but nice try. I like your ability to think laterally - this will stand you in good stead for a support role. The guys at Sonoma obviously chose well.

Good luck with the job, and as for building your own guitar I am a hobbyist Luthier, having made countless solid-body electrics, a dozen hollow-body and solid-body acoustic/electric mandolins, including a Flying V electric mandolin for a folk-metal(!!) band, and three semi-acoustics (similar to a Gretsch design).

I make the necks and all the custom bridge hardware as well; no cheating and just buying components and assembling them. I don't make the machine heads or pickups though, they is beyond my engineering skill set at the moment.

What is yours? You have snaps we can see?

Dave.

by **Wedgebill** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:13 pm

Of course the signs have braille on them, it's so the blind dogs can pick up the shopping after they've been through the drive thru ATM. :rolleyes:

by **Charvelguy** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:14 pm

Hello and welcome.

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