reverb rant

[fooks]

hi! this is buggin me big time,

in rw there is the reverb effects, sweet, dark etc, and "none"! with the 3 knobs, mix, size and damping.

if there is a "none" setting, do the knobs work?

why is there a "none" setting when un checking the box will do the same! is this some kinda sick joke? "how do you keep a fooks occupied?!!"

i haven't slept in weeks, i'm a wreck! my wife threatens divorce! it's her or rw!

so what's up with that "NONE" thing?!

i don't hear any appreciable difference when i fiddle with the knobs but i did hear cw's git in a tune that was set back nicely in my eargoggles. it was just what i want to do.


thanks, i feel alittle better now.

[pooterpatty]

Submitted for your approval - fooksy is normally a mild-mannered musician, but on this day while playing with Riffworks, he noticed a discrepancy in the UI that turned his world upside down, and was in fact a signpost letting him know that he was driving straight into...


the twilight zone.

[Wedgebill]

Pooter, I think Fooksy has started spinning round on his ceiling fan wearing his wellies again :rolleyes:

[jamienelson]

Maybe we can get other cool settings like "nope, ziltch, nada, and Uwish".

[Wedgebill]

My copy has a nope setting I reckon, it appears every time I ask my missus if what I'm workin' on sounds ok :rolleyes:

[fooks]

lol!! very funny guys!! do do doo do!

[pooterpatty]

:lol: Pooter, I think Fooksy has started spinning round on his ceiling fan wearing his wellies again :rolleyes:

WTF is a wellie? Flipping through the pages of my Bill-to-English pocket dictionary and can't seem to find it.

[mickeymix]

http://www.wellie-boots.com/farming-wellington-boots.htm

commonly used in UK style "sheep-shagging"

I mean ....why do you think ole Bill moved from "merry" old England to Central Florida? There's more sheep over there!! Ha Ha



sorry Willy......I couldn't resist.

[scott]

http://www.wellie-boots.com/farming-wellington-boots.htm

commonly used in UK style "sheep-shagging"

I mean ....why do you think ole Bill moved from "merry" old England to Central Florida? There's more sheep over there!! Ha Ha



sorry Willy......I couldn't resist.

You seem to be terribly well informed Mickey! Your knowledge of ovine copulation and the use of the wellington boot leads one to suggest an intimate understanding of the subject matter? :rolleyes:

I have to defend my ex-pat colleague and say that Cambridgeville is not renowned for its sheep population and the 'shagging' thereof. They leave that to their Welsh counterparts! (and, "No!", that doesn't mean he shags people from Cardiff! )

[GuitarSlinger]

i haven't slept in weeks, i'm a wreck! my wife threatens divorce! it's her or rw!

Wow. Tough choice. Just kidding. Don't forget to spend some time with your lady or at least get her a puppy you selfish junkie.

[fooks]

i know! but i want BOTH!! and i want it now!

she has a dog btw and i am writing a song about him. i think i missed the mom rr tho.

them wellie's are cool, you put sumthins back feet or only feet in them an they ain't goin nowhere's!

[Wedgebill]

Hey Fooksy, whilst you're deciding, don't forget RW will never demand half the house, nor will the sheep :rolleyes:

[Wedgebill]

:lol: Pooter, I think Fooksy has started spinning round on his ceiling fan wearing his wellies again :rolleyes:

WTF is a wellie? Flipping through the pages of my Bill-to-English pocket dictionary and can't seem to find it.

Get studying Pooter, if ya can't handle wellies how the hell you gonna cope when I get on to cordwanglers and mooleys :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Here for you and Fooksy's benefit is some fine use of olde englishe by Rambling Sid Rumpo

The Ballad of the Woggler's Mooley

Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."

Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.

See, get it now ????



Uncle Bill

[fooks]

ooooooooooooo the moral to the story thing, love them!

won't catch ol fooks cordwanglin some strange mooly or even handling my own exception!

so wassup with the rifflink? you can't get in?

[JohnN]

You seem to be terribly well informed Mickey! Your knowledge of ovine copulation and the use of the wellington boot leads one to suggest an intimate understanding of the subject matter? :rolleyes:

Maybe he visited New Zealand - where men are men, women are scarce and sheep are nervous.

Grinning, ducking and running...
J