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Postby Wedgebill » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:10 pm

"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn),
and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school
for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do
in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but
could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little
in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility,
and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone."

If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.
No-one remembers what you do or say. Everyone remembers how you made them feel. Allegedly !!!!

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Postby pooterpatty » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:29 pm

Amen.
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Postby 28if » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:44 pm

Amen +1
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Postby bluesydude » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:57 pm

Too true, too sad.
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Mat 6:33 "But seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and all these things will be added to you."

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Postby Rotund » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:37 am

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116936583718554546856.00045f83eb4cff56a705e

Common sense check this out from the local DFW media. I guess we need to be aware of it. But Damn it! Stop It!!!!
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Postby BigMetalAndy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:00 pm

Amen.
Beer is awesome!!!
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Postby d3drocks » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:13 pm

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Postby pooterpatty » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:44 pm

d3drocks wrote:I think this means something about it,
http://www.goldenpages.ie/search/most_people/common_sense.html

Ha!
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Postby EvanBerard » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:56 pm

Rest in peace, Common sense :(
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