Riffstick

[Wedgebill]

I'm pleased to announce the results of the current beta trials on my latest product "Riffstick" which should eventually enable all frustrated Rifflinkers to leave the party knowing their riffs have stuck. The current main ingredients are horse dung and bus tickets, of course there are one or two secret exotic ingredients but there seems to be a lack of elephants in Florida and the gators are getting extremely hard to catch as it's mating season so they are busily grunting at each other.

Current progress reports show that this new adhesive should do the trick as my head is currently stuck to the qwerty department, my foot is stuck in my gob and my finger is a whole other story !!!

This stuff seems to stick even better than bleep to a blanket so I'll keep y'all posted

[cwight]

Is that more bollocks Bill, or are you on new medication?

[Wedgebill]

[scott]

the gators are getting extremely hard to catch as it's mating season so they are busily grunting at each other.

I'm sure if you ask JJ nicely, he and Mrs Gator will let you join in. :rolleyes:

[Wedgebill]

Nah, he uses a beer crate for birth control, allegedly :rolleyes:

[cwight]

Nah, he uses a beer crate for birth control, allegedly :rolleyes:

I'm tempted to ask you to explain how that works, but probably best for all that I don't...

[solone1]

Nah, he uses a beer crate for birth control, allegedly :rolleyes:

Is that like the saucers and bucket method? LoL.

[scott]

Nah, he uses a beer crate for birth control, allegedly :rolleyes:

Is that like the saucers and bucket method? LoL.

Nah! More like the bricks and piano wire method!

[cwight]

Nah, he uses a beer crate for birth control, allegedly :rolleyes:

Is that like the saucers and bucket method? LoL.

Nah! More like the bricks and piano wire method!

Now I'm really concerned.....I've seen a lotta 'them' kinda movies, but bricks and piano wire...!!!!:o

[Wedgebill]

This is the effect you get with that method, allegedly :rolleyes:

[cwight]

OMFG.....I'm going celibate.....!!!:o

[Sandman]

If that ain't bollucks nuthin is. Bet that stuff would get the rust off them bumpers...

[gatorjj]

All true statements Bill, though I would point out once the deed is done and the eggs are in the nest, the female gator will turn to scary hissing and threats towards everyone, especially the male...I hear it's the same for gators that live in the pond as well

[trikloretylen]

now as the doctor orderd bollox translated to swedish!

Jag har nöjet att meddela resultaten av den nuvarande beta prövningar på min senaste produkt Riffstick "som så småningom göra det möjligt för alla frustrerade Rifflinkers att lämna partiet veta sina riff har fastnat. Den nuvarande Huvudingredienserna är hästen gödsel och buss biljetter, naturligtvis finns det en eller två hemliga exotiska ingredienser, men det verkar finnas en brist på elefanter i Florida och gators blir oerhört svårt att fånga så det är parning säsong så de är HANDLINGSKRAFTLIGT grunting mot varandra. Aktuella lägesrapporter visar att denna nya självhäftande bör göra trick i mitt huvud just nu fastnat för qwerty avdelning, min fot har fastnat i min GOB och mitt finger är en helt annan historia! Detta grejer verkar hålla ännu bättre än PIP med en filt så jag ska hålla Hörni inlagda

[Wizzelteats]

hahaha... sveedish!