The Rifflink Junkies Bumper Sticker Slogan Thread

[EvanBerard]

Come up with funny slogans for the Rifflink junkies to describe our awesomeness

The Rifflink Junkies: Almost as awesome as Sean Connery's beard
The Rifflink Junkies: Better than your child
The Rifflink Junkies: The fist behind Chuck Norris' beard
The Rifflink Junkies: (Add your own slogan here)

[EvanBerard]

The Rifflink Junkies: It was us that let the dogs out
The Rifflink Junkies: 30 000 man band, 29 999 shirts. (Mickey mix reference)

[d3drocks]

The RiffLink Junkies:This bleep Better then Crack, yo!
The RiffLink Junkes: At least my Drummer Shows up!
The RiffLink Junkies: oh crap, I forgot to go to bed!
The RiffLink Junkies: OH CRAP, I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY KID FROM SCHOOL!
The RiffLink Junkies: We're Definately cooler then YOU!

[bazworld]

Its got to be The Rifflink Junkies:Do It Better.

[Wedgebill]

Rifflink Junkies never die, they just smell that way :rolleyes:

[mickeymix]

The Rifflink Junkies - Do It Longer

The Rifflink Junkies - New Guy buys the BEER!

The Rifflink Junkies - 1 SONG, 1 Thousand solos! :rolleyes:

The Rifflink Junkies - My girl sez if I don't stop Rifflinking, she'll leave me...Damn I'm gonna miss her.

Yeah ....I know the last one prolly won't fit on a bumper sticker.

at Evan!

[mickeymix]

Rifflink Junkies never die, they just smell that way :rolleyes:

Ughh that would be your Incontinence knickers there Uncle Bill.

[EvanBerard]

The Rifflink Junkies: We killed Kenny
The Rifflink Junkies: The original bollocks generator
The Rifflink Junkies: Our drummer doesn't drink all our root beer
Forget it Jake, it's the Rifflink Junkies
The Rifflink Junkies: The original Yo Mama joke
The Rifflink Junkies: We don't need oxygen. We breathe fire
The Rifflink Junkies: Better than metallica since 1981
The Rifflink Junkies: Because Lars Ulrich is a douchebag

[EvanBerard]

The Rifflink Junkies: Better than YOUR honour student
The Rifflink Junkies: Defying newton's 3rd law since 2004. There is no opposite reaction equal to our awesomeness
The Rifflink Junkies: We invented the time machine
The Rifflink Junkies: Why the chicken crossed the road
The Rifflink Junkies: Why the chicken got hit by the car in the middle of the road
The Rifflink Junkies: The secret ingredient in A&W root beer

[EvanBerard]

The Rifflink Junkies: Why Matt Sorum left GnR
The Rifflink Junkies: We're musicians, yo
The Rifflink Junkies: The bogeyman under your bed
The Rifflink Junkies: =MC²
The Rifflink Junkies: "...and then we sent down chuck norris"

[brillstereodeck]

The rifflink junkies - for music shaken and stirred
The rifflink junkies - will assimilate and conquer
The rifflink junkies - forget the radio, we play for real.
The rifflink junkies - musicians on tap.
The rifflink Junkies, forget john conner, we are your salvation.
The rifflink junkies, who you gonna call?
The Rifflink Junkies, probably the best musicians in your world.

[Wedgebill]

The Rifflink Junkies are a load of (guitar ?) wankers !!!

[brillstereodeck]

The rifflink junkies are in need of therapy ?
The rifflink junkies, a good reason to file for divorce
The rifflink Junkies, help to kiss your brain cells goodbye.
The rifflink Junkies, didn't vote for brown or obama, cos there too busy.
The rifflink junkies, use wirecutters, lemon oil and other lubricates, for fun.

[solone1]

The Rifflink Junkies: Better than YOUR honour student
The Rifflink Junkies: Defying newton's 3rd law since 2004. There is no opposite reaction equal to our awesomeness
The Rifflink Junkies: We invented the time machine
The Rifflink Junkies: Why the chicken crossed the road
The Rifflink Junkies: Why the chicken got hit by the car in the middle of the road
The Rifflink Junkies: The secret ingredient in A&W root beer

I heard the chicken crossed the road cause it was stapled to a punk rocker.. LOL

[solone1]

The Rifflink Junkies: A cult of musicians who rent lots of beer.
The Rifflink Junkies are never late for practice since we don't.