to those whom this applies..

[scott]

The only time he stops talking bollocks is when he's asleep!

Yeah, ... but that's when his arse takes over! :rolleyes:

Never can tell which end I'm talking bollocks out of anyway, I'm a skilled ventrilibollockoquist mate

Does that mean you can throw the sound of your voice/fart and blame Joy for the inconvenience? :rolleyes:

[Wedgebill]

I reckon I can throw it far enough to blame Mickey in Miami :rolleyes:

[ThrobbyRobby]

Hope you can do that all the way from San Diego! Especially the farts Bill! Can you throw the smell as well as the sound?

[mickeymix]

I reckon I can throw it far enough to blame Mickey in Miami :rolleyes:

Yes Bill is a certified and licensed "Sphinctriliquist" Mwuahahahaaaa

[solone1]

You gotta live with it. But from my point of experience it's very easy. Being technically perfect, doesn't necesseraly mean you're a good musician or artist. It basically means, you've spended (or wasted) lot of your lifetime learning to be technically perfect, without a benefical result. Otherwise the guys around Riffworld would play in a band and tour the world, right ?

Wonder why always the same people top the charts ? Wonder why always the same people comment on the chart toppers ? Wonder why 80% of the chart songs all sound the same ? Wonder why thoose "Junkies" are thoose that here, keep ranting about other detuned guitars and 30 sec songs ?

My father would say...go get a job, have a life...and if you're finsihed doing this return to Riffworld and tell about it in a song...

Whatever, go, destroy a hotel room, then lit up your guitar...

Your father sounds like a smart man.

[solone1]

Never underestimate the Junkies' ability to work in the occassional ass or fart joke - regardless of the subject! That's the best any Junkie could hope for!

[solone1]

I love it Jason, I think it's the theme tune from the Hounds of Facepunch

Facepunch would be a great song name or band name!

[pbbobkanobi]

Never underestimate the Junkies' ability to work in the occassional ass or fart joke - regardless of the subject! That's the best any Junkie could hope for!

That's what I'm talkin' bout! Junkie Power!!

[pbbobkanobi]

I rememeber way back in the day when all we had was the demo drummer and no rifflink.... Kids these days have it so good....

[ShadowShredder]

I for one like the demo drummer, it has some great loops in it

[solone1]

When I posted my first couple of riffcasts about a year ago, they were nothing more than a riff or two repeated over and over with the demo drummer and some out-of-tune soloing and bending . When I bought Riffworks though, I had no experience at all with recording (not even much with playing). So getting a couple riffs down sounded like I really accomplished something and I couldn't wait for someone to hear it. I think that's probably how alot of others feel who jump into this stuff for the first time resulting in those short songs with the demo drummer. As far as the tuning goes, I'm still guilty of that. :rolleyes:

Yeah, all good points and exactly on mark! I personally am a string over-bender. Hi.. I'm solone1 - and I'm a string over-bender!

All the best - Solone1

[blue4u]

When I posted my first couple of riffcasts about a year ago, they were nothing more than a riff or two repeated over and over with the demo drummer and some out-of-tune soloing and bending . When I bought Riffworks though, I had no experience at all with recording (not even much with playing). So getting a couple riffs down sounded like I really accomplished something and I couldn't wait for someone to hear it.

Ok...I'll go ahead and insert foot in mouth now...blue4u <-- quietly ducking under table

[Wedgebill]

Watch out Rich, I think the highly strung over-bender is already under there

[CaptainGarand]

Facepunch would be a great song name or band name!

No way, Hounds of Facepunch is copyrighted...by this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRJRoBrBLkc&feature=fvst

...or wait, I think they already had it copyrighted...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu9xx5Ri278

...oh no, in reality it's them...

http://www.facepunch.com/

And you know you shouldn't mess with script kiddies, that play Half-Life, don't you...

[samiller]

Facepunch would be a great song name or band name!

No way, Hounds of Facepunch is copyrighted...by this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRJRoBrBLkc&feature=fvst

...or wait, I think they already had it copyrighted...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu9xx5Ri278

...oh no, in reality it's them...

http://www.facepunch.com/

And you know you shouldn't mess with script kiddies, that play Half-Life, don't you...

Well, is Cockpunch copyrighted then?