Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York '

General Discussion about Everything Else

Moderators: gatorjj, JouniL, scott, bluesydude, mickeymix, Wedgebill

Postby Wedgebill » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:47 pm

YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM....A MUST READ...READ THIS!
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .


You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US /UK/AUSTRALIAwill apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them..

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US /UK/ Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '


Uncle Bill lurvs y'all :cool:
No-one remembers what you do or say. Everyone remembers how you made them feel. Allegedly !!!!

http://www.riffworld.com/Members/Wedgebill
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wedgebill/419225520583?v=app_2405167945
Wedgebill
Member
 
Posts: 4129
Joined: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:58 pm
Location: Florida, U.S of A

Postby Stymie » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:19 pm

I'd vote for him! :)
Stymie
Member
 
Posts: 268
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:23 am
Location: Parsons, KS

Postby pooterpatty » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:41 pm

Here here!

I also propose that Bollocks be taught in all American public schools as a second language.
pooterpatty
Member
 
Posts: 1433
Joined: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:41 pm
Location: Gig City

Postby scott » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:03 pm

pooterpatty wrote:I also propose that Bollocks be taught in all American public schools as a second language.

Seconded!!
Only those who can speak it can teach it - so that means almost all of our politicians would be taken out of government and put in to schools!
There may also be room for teaching national variants, i.e. US Bollocks, UK Bollocks, Canadian Bollocks, Aus Bollocks and NZ Bollocks as well as regional dialects, i.e. in the UK there's Gaelic Bollocks, Welsh Bollocks, Cockney Bollocks whilst in the US there's NY/Bronx Bollocks, Deep South Bollocks and West Coast Bollocks.

I see a need for a web-based translator as well. Does Babelfish do English to Bollocks??
Cheers!
Scott
_________________________________________________
MySpace | ReverbNation | Facebook
scott
Member
 
Posts: 3455
Joined: Fri May 06, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby Wedgebill » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:01 pm

Now that is a loada bollocks, if ever I saw it. When I see the Senator of Bollocks position advertised I'll apply immediately :lol:
No-one remembers what you do or say. Everyone remembers how you made them feel. Allegedly !!!!

http://www.riffworld.com/Members/Wedgebill
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wedgebill/419225520583?v=app_2405167945
Wedgebill
Member
 
Posts: 4129
Joined: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:58 pm
Location: Florida, U.S of A

Postby scott » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:35 pm

Wedgebill wrote:Now that is a loada bollocks, if ever I saw it. When I see the Senator of Bollocks position advertised I'll apply immediately :lol:

... and I shall do the same when the Minister of Bollocks position comes up in the UK.

We must get together and have a Bollocks Summit with some of our international colleagues. Let's not hold it in a warm location through as "sweating" and "bollocks" in the same sentence, isn't likely to create an atmosphere condusive to mass debating. :rolleyes:
Cheers!
Scott
_________________________________________________
MySpace | ReverbNation | Facebook
scott
Member
 
Posts: 3455
Joined: Fri May 06, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby Rotund » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:14 am

I love 1 and 10 and 7 then there's 5.... Damn It, OK, Robin Williams for President. No wait a minute he already did a movie like that. :) I absolutely agree with drilling in Alaska, too.
Rotund
Member
 
Posts: 825
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:33 pm
Location: Texas

Postby bjabus » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:32 am

YESSSS!!!! Nanooo Nanooo to that Mork!
2 Corinthians 5:15
bjabus
Member
 
Posts: 129
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:21 pm
Location: Portland Oregon

Postby tmotech » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:07 am

I think if this actually got around the internet in viral fashion, Obama might seriously consider some of this stuff! most of his points really do make a lot of sense.

I like the "bring our troops home and line 'em up at the border idea and "offer 'em $10/barrel" idea - brilliant!
tmotech
Member
 
Posts: 539
Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: Pocono's, PA

Postby lostylost » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:19 am

1) 'The US /UK/AUSTRALIAwill apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

Am I the only one here who thinks old RW is being a bit sarcastic?
Aint what I seem and I seem what I aint
lostylost
Member
 
Posts: 812
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:40 am

Postby tmotech » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:15 pm

hey bill, you got a link where this came from? i'd like to share this with a lot of people

yeah, losty - not sure exactly what he was gettin at with #1
tmotech
Member
 
Posts: 539
Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: Pocono's, PA

Postby tmotech » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:19 pm

guess he's just sayin' -- since you (the rest of the world) think that we are such a-holes for interfering with everyone's business around the globe, we won't help out next time those extreme nazi's and genocide lovers come knockin' on your doors again - we'll just stand our ground at home and let you guys deal with it from here on out....... since we are just a-hole americans to everyone now.....
tmotech
Member
 
Posts: 539
Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: Pocono's, PA

Postby Wedgebill » Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:22 pm

Exactly, a supreme sarcasm, when we stop assholes from killing us it's classed as interference. When we turn the other cheek they're not happy it's fitted with ballistic stuff ;)



No link Chris, just copied and pasted from an email, there was a photo of him in his Arabic T-Shirt but it didn't copy over.
No-one remembers what you do or say. Everyone remembers how you made them feel. Allegedly !!!!

http://www.riffworld.com/Members/Wedgebill
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wedgebill/419225520583?v=app_2405167945
Wedgebill
Member
 
Posts: 4129
Joined: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:58 pm
Location: Florida, U.S of A

Postby Sandman » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:58 pm

Yea, it's pretty hard not to become isolationists when we basically export our wealth and knowledge in an effort to better the world and we get called a$$holes for it.

We do need to let the world solve (and pay for) their own problems. I find it hard to swallow that we give/risk our lives and spend untold billions of dollars to liberate an entire country and they don't even cut us a deal on their oil.

Interesting thought though, that we basically tell people we'll pay $10 a barrel for oil or just not buy it. Seems to work in the housing market... Didn't we just find a massive oil field in the gulf of mexico? World reserves would explode, the price would plummet.

Hell, we cut back a little when gas got to 4.75 a gallon and the "oil producers" freaked out. Think if we really pulled back for a while. We vote with our dollars. The ballet doesn't seem to work very well.


Oh, and whatever you do, don't be unfair to the terrorist scumbags you do get your hands on. All this BS about interrogation tactics... makes me puke. We should go psyco with pliers and blowtorches on their punk a$$e$, they'll talk... No mercy for the uncooperative.

The Sandmanifesto... :O
Sandman
Member
 
Posts: 263
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:42 am
Location: San Diego, CA

Postby pooterpatty » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:24 pm

That's a slippery slope Sandman. Don't get me wrong, I've certainly got no love for these terrorist douchebags who seem to want to turn the clock back 1100 years or so, but if the CIA/NSA/PTA is given carte blanche to torture whomever they please, how long do you think it will be before they start using those tactics on American citizens, even without provocation or warrant? Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I think instead of spending millions (billions?) to find places to drill for oil, we ought to take that money and invest in new technologies and build an infrastructure that will allow us to stop suckling the oil teat for good. Electric cars have been around just about as long as the internal combustion engine, but no one has ever put forth the effort required to make them practical for people to drive. That doesn't mean it can't be done - it just means that up until now, we've been too lazy or scared to do it.

I'm a big picture kinda guy, I can't be bothered with details, so it baffles me as to why we have all this technology that has the proven potential to replace oil completely as an energy source, yet we're just not doing it.
pooterpatty
Member
 
Posts: 1433
Joined: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:41 pm
Location: Gig City

Next

Return to The Green Room

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron