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by **Wedgebill** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:42 pm

Sadly Christine passed away this morning, she had heard on the grapevine that a naked cowbell soloist had threatened to ride her. This, of course, was too much for her to deal with. Judging by the noise she made in her death throes I think her big end caught up with her small end and then she ground to a halt

When the naked cowbell soloist arrives he will have to help me escort her up the hill to to the mower morgue (Garage) where she will have to lie in state until our return from California

My RiffWorld · by **bluesydude** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:16 pm

Since her name is Christine, I'd be careful about putting her in the garage. I've read the book and it doesn't end pretty.

by **Wedgebill** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:33 pm

Pootertunes · by **pooterpatty** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:54 pm

Funny Bill, I've got a Murray tractor almost exactly like yours and I love it. Owned it for 10 years, changed the oil once, never changed the air filter at all and it still runs like a top. Murray lawn tractors are the cat's nuts.

by **Wedgebill** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:30 pm

And in Christine's case the nuts are toast

by **cwight** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:01 pm

Bill, you got your own country estate then? A tractor for the lawn...! I can dream...

by **Wedgebill** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:08 pm

Nah it's a lazybugger American thing, you have to have a mini-tractor to cut your grass even if you've only got a postage stamps worth and a monster truck to go to Walmart

by **scott** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:10 pm

cwight wrote:Bill, you got your own country estate then? A tractor for the lawn...! I can dream...

Christine was Bill's lifesaver after his push mower nearly did his dicky-ticker in! It also stops the gators at the bottom of his garden from biting his ankles and puncturing his spandex incontinence knickers! Brown bayou anyone?? :rolleyes:

by **pbbobkanobi** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:22 pm

Bill you should convert Christine into a BBQ!!!

by **Jedi_111** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:03 pm

What's with the cats nuts, what about the Dog's Bollocks..

by **Wedgebill** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:28 pm

I gave Christine a closer inspection and discovered what the problem is, I may also have discovered a possible source for that 'orrible smell :rolleyes:

by **pbbobkanobi** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:39 pm

A picture of Mickey with a shirt on! Quick....alert the press!

by **trikloretylen** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:48 pm

i noticed that the most important thing on christine still works.
the beer holder

by **Jedi_111** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:52 pm

You got it Uncle Bill.. :cool:

Pootertunes · by **pooterpatty** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:59 pm

dshadow104 wrote:
pooterpatty wrote:From another thread: .. your tunes are the cat's nuts.
From this thread: Murray lawn tractors are the cat's nuts.

That cat must have really special nuts.

Indeed! Hell if you're from Georgia you oughta be familiar with that particular saying

And umm....wtf is that green thing stuck in the back of Mickey's britches? Wait....I don't wanna know :rolleyes:

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