Blasphemous Bollocks and Unscrupulous Rumors...

[ThrobbyRobby]

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I thought I'd start a thread about nothing and see where it goes... like the Seinfeld show.
It would help if I could see what I'm typing... I can't see the top of the message window no matter what browser I use... No matter, I just hold down the ------ key until I see text in the window.

Now, for the first Unscrupulous Rumor: The location for the Thanksgiving weekend Junkie Jam, featuring famous Junkies from the Southeast, had to be moved from Les's private island off the west coast of Florida, to Wild Bill's Bungalo due to Pamela Anderson kidnapping Les and forcing him to engage her intimately, completely draining his mojo. This confirms that Pam is indeed a Lester Molester!

[Rotund]

The Chest -er- Lester Molester

[Rotund]

Deja Moo - When you think you've heard this bull (ocks) before

[cwight]

I think I know for an absolute almost fact that Mickey has loads of shirts, but that Bill is holding them for ransom.

[pooterpatty]

Its no rumor Colin, the Southeastern Junkie Jam Part II was indeed held at Bill's, and much to our delight, Mickey wore a shirt the entire time.

I don't want to leak anything prematurely, but I think I've got some really good audio recordings of the festivities, and some really good blackmail material too....muhahahaha!

[scott]

I don't want to leak anything prematurely,

Isn't it amazing what cropping someone's quote can paint a mental image of? :rolleyes:

[ThrobbyRobby]

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Leaking prematurely is one of Pamela Andersons pet peeves Pooterpatty..

[cwight]

Its no rumor Colin, the Southeastern Junkie Jam Part II was indeed held at Bill's, and much to our delight, Mickey wore a shirt the entire time.

I don't want to leak anything prematurely, but I think I've got some really good audio recordings of the festivities, and some really good blackmail material too....muhahahaha!

Blackmail material....now we're talking....I think that should probably be much to your relief Pooter....get the audio clips up, can't wait to hear what a ' prematurely leaking Pamela Anderson' sounds like....

[mickeymix]

I think I know for an absolute almost fact that Mickey has loads of shirts, but that Bill is holding them for ransom.

In fact the "old goat" has my knickers too! OH NOOOOoooooo a knickerless Mickey......picture that! muahahhhhhaha

[pooterpatty]

I don't want to leak anything prematurely,

Isn't it amazing what cropping someone's quote can paint a mental image of? :rolleyes:

I thought it would take at least two posts before someone caught that - never underestimate the dirty minds here on the forums.

[Wedgebill]

I'm beginning to wonder if this thread is turning into a pop at Mr Tommy Lee, allegedly

Truth of the matter is that Les had to cancel because he had a last minute booking for his part time job as a pole dancer :rolleyes:

Seriously though, Les's wife was taken ill so he had no choice but to cancel, so hopefully she'll soon recover

We had a great time, Pooter, Sig, Mickey and his brother Dave (on drums), my grandson Jack (Jackielonglegs) (on drums and showing us his new age guitar skills) and the missus and me doing a bit of warbling along with my old fart guitar playing. Much food and beer was consumed and much bollocks was talked by all apart from me

Sig was awarded hot solo of the day and the farting competition was declared a dead heat, or a dead loss, can't remember which now

Uncle Bill lurvs all you guys

[Wedgebill]

I think I know for an absolute almost fact that Mickey has loads of shirts, but that Bill is holding them for ransom.

In fact the "old goat" has my knickers too! OH NOOOOoooooo a knickerless Mickey......picture that! muahahhhhhaha

[scott]

I've just brought up a bit of sick in my mouth! :O

[mickeymix]

I've just brought up a bit of sick in my mouth! :O

Aha....so....do you spit or swallow?


Sorry there me brother.....I couldn't resist. Mwuahahahaaaaaaa :rolleyes:

[ThrobbyRobby]

Holy crap this thread has gone to the dogs...